So guys, this is it, the day that my diet has taken a massive tumble.
It is now ten to one in the morning, and just after having cheese and crackers (bad dreams tonight for me), I have now embarked on a sad journey of making noodles and just eating them out of the saucepan. After I have drained them first, obviously.
Just a few hours ago, I had crumpets and a cup of coffee. All this, on top of a sunday dinner that I feasted upon at one in the afternoon, and considering I have a lie in on sundays until at least midday, that does mean I am having beef dinner for breakfast.
So, things now have to change. I want to lose weight. Here's my plan.
First, compile a list of recipes that I am able to follow to create a healthy. balanced meal, but considering I nearly set the house on fire by making toast this week, the list is not going to be substantial.
Second, the money that I save from not buying chips on a saturday afternoon will be donated to a piggy bank that will be changing those pounds into a dvd from http://www.gofasterstripe.com/ (free plug there, and the piggybank doesn't have that special power, it just means that when I get to a tenner in the piggy, I'll go and buy a dvd from said website). They say laughter is a form of exercising so, by following this plan, I won't be eating so many chips which will lead to shedding a pound or two, I'll be laughing at good comedy, which makes me happy and exercising by laughing all in one go. Eat your heart out, dieticians.
And third, I will do one thing a week that will make me lose my breath. Maybe something quite similar to walking quarter of a mile and up a big hill into Ynyshir in the boiling sun.
These three things will definately help, along with now having a set mind on this task, I am going to grab this opportunity to shed some pounds with both hands. If you are around me on saturdays, don't ask me what I want from the chip shop, I'll just snaffle one of your chips instead. Only one, I promise.
01.35 (shit, I think I should go to bed now)
=Danni
