Tomorrow i will be wearing knickers on my head and my hat on my feet (title has no link to story, it just sounded funny in my head)

So guys, this is it, the day that my diet has taken a massive tumble.

It is now ten to one in the morning, and just after having cheese and crackers (bad dreams tonight for me), I have now embarked on a sad journey of making noodles and just eating them out of the saucepan. After I have drained them first, obviously.

Just a few hours ago, I had crumpets and a cup of coffee. All this, on top of a sunday dinner that I feasted upon at one in the afternoon, and considering I have a lie in on sundays until at least midday, that does mean I am having beef dinner for breakfast.

So, things now have to change. I want to lose weight. Here's my plan.

First, compile a list of recipes that I am able to follow to create a healthy. balanced meal, but considering I nearly set the house on fire by making toast this week, the list is not going to be substantial.

Second, the money that I save from not buying chips on a saturday afternoon will be donated to a piggy bank that will be changing those pounds into a dvd from http://www.gofasterstripe.com/ (free plug there, and the piggybank doesn't have that special power, it just means that when I get to a tenner in the piggy, I'll go and buy a dvd from said website). They say laughter is a form of exercising so, by following this plan, I won't be eating so many chips which will lead to shedding a pound or two, I'll be laughing at good comedy, which makes me happy and exercising by laughing all in one go. Eat your heart out, dieticians.

And third, I will do one thing a week that will make me lose my breath. Maybe something quite similar to walking quarter of a mile and up a big hill into Ynyshir in the boiling sun.

These three things will definately help, along with now having a set mind on this task, I am going to grab this opportunity to shed some pounds with both hands. If you are around me on saturdays, don't ask me what I want from the chip shop, I'll just snaffle one of your chips instead. Only one, I promise.

01.35 (shit, I think I should go to bed now)

=Danni