untitled (no I do not want a capital, back off spell check)

Going back to an old post saying that I do not have food in the house, I have dug further into my freezer almost to the point that I fell in and found something spectacular, another tub of ice cream. Oh, and a box of 2 pizza’s, that were disgusting.
The pizza’s would have been lovely but I added a sauce (yeah, found that in the pantry, along with a bit of rice) to kinda cover the burnt bits. BBQ sauce over burnt cheese and tomato is like filling a crack in the wall with a mixture , it just doesn’t do the job. Although, that will be a clip on youtube we’d all like to see.
Go on, lets have a bit of a subject change cause as I am writing this I am watching popular satirical tv show Have I Got News For You, which probably has a bit of a viewers drop due to the Debate on the other side (the other side being ITV) which isn’t much of a competition as to which one I’d watch. Gordon Brown or Robert Webb? Ooh decisions decisions. Although I get slightly miffed when I watch Ian Hislop (Fuck off spell check, I spelt it right) laughs at his own jokes, its sort of balanced itself out with having the amazing Marcus Brigstocke (spell check you are doing my nut in) and its given me motive to write another blog. If that hadn’t been on I could be talking about how breadsticks don’t have a good shelf life because they don’t stay dry.

There are mishaps to be had

You create a big deal of mischief when you go to bed at two in the morning, only to be woken up at quarter to six by two dogs scratching the door and whinging. First of all, if you have a shower the first thing after breakfast, be careful that you do not use shampoo as a substitute for shower gel, but saying that, it was raspberry and red apple so I've been smelling good. Then, do not lie down on that sofa cause you will fall asleep until 12 and then want to blog about it. Cause thats not interesting bloggery, and dogs will not be afraid to try and eat your head. And finally, when you look out of your window and see a massive mountain, don't instantly think 'I need to climb that today'. Apparently when you get to the top of the penpych mountain, you can see really far out, if you fall over you get to see some dirt.