There are mishaps to be had

You create a big deal of mischief when you go to bed at two in the morning, only to be woken up at quarter to six by two dogs scratching the door and whinging. First of all, if you have a shower the first thing after breakfast, be careful that you do not use shampoo as a substitute for shower gel, but saying that, it was raspberry and red apple so I've been smelling good. Then, do not lie down on that sofa cause you will fall asleep until 12 and then want to blog about it. Cause thats not interesting bloggery, and dogs will not be afraid to try and eat your head. And finally, when you look out of your window and see a massive mountain, don't instantly think 'I need to climb that today'. Apparently when you get to the top of the penpych mountain, you can see really far out, if you fall over you get to see some dirt.