Yep after about a week of abstaining from blogging, so you're probably thinking 'get on with it, and this better be good'.
I've been living in a sort of 'don't know if I'm grown up or still a kid' phase, yeah interested in the election and going to uni, but today when I cut myself, and cleaned it off with a patterned kitchen towel, I imagined the tomatoes printed on the roll were magic and made any cut go away. They didn't, the fucker is still bleeding. I'm reading a difficult book, but covered my diary in Lego wrapping paper. And just giggled seeing Don from 'How not to live your life' having a turd on his head. But anyone would find that funny right?
Maybe adults do kid things, but make them sound more interestering and gives an impression they have amazing intellect. I am going to explain this, by being hypothetical. So, as an example an adult telling you they have an interest in observing hymenoptera, you would think 'wow, that's amazing' what they are actually telling you is that they like to watch ants.
I feel I have made my point.
This blog will now be updated not on a day-to-day basis, but on a when-i-can-be-arsed basis. If you get it up (*snigger*) on the website (no, I wasn't going for the double entendre, that's naughty) and its been updated, look a bit shocked, like this. (No, I am not going to tickle you on the tummy)
01.45 AM
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